In "AND she's been photoshopped."

I'm so sorry, Mrs. Horse. I'll have him removed at once. *phones security*

In "Young Quanzhi Ye's dream."

Awesome post!

In "The Alan Moore Index."

Free Watchmen game.

In "Travis, a 14 year-old 200-pound pet chimpanzee, rips the face off of a 55 year-old woman."

Was his name Casey Jones?

In "Tolerance for all can be found in Islam."

Anointeth thineself with OxyClear, thou vile blasphemer.

In "The Art of Jeff Jordan."

Those paintings are very beautiful and very disturbing.

In "The Single-Link Video Thread"

Pick up the phone!

In "Smokin Noses"

Did the patch work, middleclasstool? My SO managed to quit after several tries with the patch.

In "Monkeydamus: Predictions for 2009"

Sorry to hear about all that, bobboggis! I've not been having a great year so far either. I'm stupid-busy at work, two coworkers who were friends of mine have left the company (one because he was stealing from the company; he had worked there for over a decade and was such a nice guy and a hard worker -- he really was the backbone of the company, and now that he's gone it feels like a big black hole in the center of everything), and it looks like I'll need surgery AGAIN soon. And winter sucks here too. Misery loves company!

In "A city built around a prison."

Shit, man, this was not supposed to happen. But I guess a quick and happy ending to the Gitmo situation is too much to hope for.

In "An English Fox inexplicably enjoys a trampoline."

They'll never tell.

In "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND??"

The DP's side of the story.

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